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By LonelyLoner - 26/11/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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By Festivalgal - 01/08/2021 20:01

Today, I went to a music festival with my boyfriend and ran into his female bestie. She refused to say “Hello”, looked at me up and down, and made passive-aggressive remarks under her breath. After a while of us three hanging out, she stormed off and told him, "We’ll talk about this later, call me." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By ugly - 11/06/2012 12:01 - Australia

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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somnolent 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:04

Yikes. Why not just ask her straight out next time?

a_robot_duck 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:09

"That's a nice pendant, may I see it?"

Comments

FMlbeast1 0

Friday 4 November 2011 6:18

I DON'T BLAME YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhhhhhhh yaa you were looking at her boobs. IF YOUR A BOY THEN ITS NORMAL,IF NOT THEN THEN WHO CARES

mcdeltaT 2

Friday 13 January 2012 0:11

That's why religion is bad

MissNicky_fml 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 21:43

You deserved it.

rougeunicorn03 17

Tuesday 24 September 2013 6:54

Riiight

jmw24 8

Thursday 24 October 2013 13:08

why did you not just simply ask if you were that curious? lol

XREFLECTION 2

Wednesday 30 October 2013 4:14

Oh yea her "pendant"

kailarahne 19

Thursday 27 March 2014 22:44

I don't know why women get so angry that a guy would look at their boobs. stop wearing push up bras then

JazzHandsFML 28

Monday 2 March 2015 4:59

I hate when girls have shirts that you have to read for this reason, but ydi for not simply asking her about it.

miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 7 July 2015 2:51

Maybe the pendant was something odd or unusual? I always wear a necklace with the dopamine molecule structure on it, and people often stare at it trying to figure out what it is before asking. I just laugh about it. Sure, OP, it would have been more polite to ask, but I think the girl was being overly sensitive.