Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, in which I made out with him, then it turned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex PMs me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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brrrx 0
How could anyone click anything other than "you deserved it?"
RockAngies40 17
Why would you post that on facebook?...maybe tell a friend or two lol If you were to post that on facebook or myspace, of course he would respond like that!
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Comments (146)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
To all the people talking about Twilight, hello, there are several other series that feature a vampire vs. werewolf war, and that fictional story has existed for decades. So stop with the Twilight hate, it didn't inspire the legends, it just fulfilled them like several other series. OP, that sucks but you shouldn't post things like that on Facebook unless you can handle possible consequences, such as brute replies.
Coffeebang 17
Smh
bossman57 2
Atleast he didnt say that publicly
hurley12 30
Oh so you're one of those people who post personal things on Facebook that nobody but close personal friends should know about.. His MSG was harsh and rude, but you also deserved it.
miyaviichan 27
This is what the kids today call 'thirsty'
randomgirl1234 20
Why would you post you dream publicly on facebook
Diddlydoo1632 18
First, to you It must be hard being that ******* stupid And second, about your ex It must be hard being that ******* savage
mwali02 32
Just be happy he private messaged you. Could have been much worse. Not everything needs to go on Facebook OP. YDI.
lucasj23 11
oh come on. the only reason you posted your dream was to get your ex's attention. ydi