Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I was seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 3 weeks. I was so excited to see him that I gave him a big hug. He must have been excited to see me too, because he hugged me so tight that he squeezed a fart out of me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
That's love.
paperfox_fml 0
Your life is ****** because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?
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Comments (214)
fourzerofour 0
Wow... You're an idiot OP. 1) I always try and wait to take a shit until I'm on the ground. 2) I will not 'spin anyone round' because that is dangerous, I'm small, and it might end badly. 3) Not everything is romantic like in the movies. tl:dr: YDI
happyhak 5
#119 and #147, FTW! Seriously, OP, YDI! What? You expect him to shit himself while hugging you??
Gstone5 0
come on you have to laugh at this hahaahahahha its the kind of thing that happened to me two weeks ago, when i got home from school my mom expected a hello kiss, but i just ran to the bathroom saying ull get ur kiss after i shit. i never shit in school, i find it nasty :/
L4Dgirl00 0
lol at least he didn't crap his pants. would you rather kiss someone with shit all over themselves?
newmanlyman3 8
would you rather he hug u ? you are wasting fml's
bezach 0
it's a commady movie I bet
windfuelsfire 10
hahaha real life is much funnier
kiyaji 0
that was funny as hell. your misfortune just made my day. i hope that makes you feel better.
anybodyudontnoe 0
ya well i live in New York. Brooklyn to be exact and ya he probably learned that shit from here everyone in ny says srry i gotta take a shit! and well this is not an fml duh so wat u rather him hug u and shit on u! grow up already im only 11 and gad damn im acting older than u!
VampireMan111 0
well at least he didnt go past u to hug some one else