I'm bad at confrontation

By Trippy Penguin - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML
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luchie_fml 0
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well have fun paying for another pair, op next time, grow a pair and speak up!

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Battledog5006 0

grow a pair pussy

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SpicyGrass 0

Ha-ha

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anonnie 0

Will grow a pair and speak up!!

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SpicyGrass 0

No, I'm good.

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iBanana 17
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Was the guy big?

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rebekahmarie 0

Um, why not? YDI

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humzizzl3 0
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perfect example of a busy

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Battledog5006 0

grow a pair pussy

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Thanatos1206 0
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What's a "pair pussy"? And how would one go about growing one?

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Bubblerider 3

That's not what he meant. He should have said "Grow a pair, pussy."

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I_R_Genius 3

#21, Do you not understand sarcasm? Apparently you don't with your feeble mind.

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dudeitsdanny 9

^ Do you know what sarcasm means? It was a joke, not sarcasm. Not by definition, at least, don't know about the intention.

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Sheepish 0
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I'm really confused now, I thought he meant "Grow a pair of glasses."

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MrLaryRottweila 1

I think he meant a pair of glasses

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YayaInLalaLand 0

Unfortunately, he doesn't know proper grammar. Remember kids, would you rather say "Let's eat, grandma." or "Let's eat, grandma."?

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Jackmangold 0
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if your uncle jack was stuck on an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off the elephant?

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rallets 22

could be worse, it could be "lets eat out grandma"

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TheNewGuy03 28
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this game of telephone *really* sucks. |the kid|

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tattortotamus 0
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23- you have the best picture! Hahaha, I laughed so hard. (: good job. 51- that was pretty freaking hilarious too!

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Bubblerider 3

Just making sure, because half the people on here aren't being sarcastic and really don't get it.

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NeilGnR 0
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#86 Punctuation goes INSIDE the quotation marks. She was right. You lose!

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ugwmii 0
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aren't we talking balls here?

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sototallyawesome 0

punctuation goes inside quote marks.

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luchie_fml 0
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well have fun paying for another pair, op next time, grow a pair and speak up!

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MyTwoCents_ 0
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that's what she said!

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ijrnelson 0
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the devil woman raises a good point

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gonzaval 0

YDI

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colormeorange 0
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near sighted or far sighted?

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colormeorange 0
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Omg cool, I didn't know female comments go through without moderation :<

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i_love_grrr 0

Wtf? lol

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randomgf 0
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If comments had to be moderated before they were posted, more than half would not make it ( especially the ones with bad grammar).

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Bofopio 0

sounds FISHY

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TalkSick 2
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I wonder why op had his glasses off in the first place in a public bathroom. ydi

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phatdaddy62 23
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He was going blind because of what he was doing in there.

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SarahStarzz 0

wow OP it's ur fault YDI u should've called -.-

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MyMuse7 0

Wow it's not an FML if you could have done something abt it - but that's just my opinion :-)

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FYLDeep 25

Looks like someone just... *puts on glasses* stole your glasses YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

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dudeitsdanny 9

*steals your glasses* Now what? Huh? HUH?! Not so cool now, are you? I chose this reply over the "OP wishes he could still do that.." one.

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TheNewGuy03 28
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this is fucking perfect. |the kid|

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IIRoxieII 12
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24 - You sir, just made my day

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