Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML
Today, I was trying to lower the volume on my TV, but nothing was happening. I got increasingly frustrated, smacking the remote and yelling at the screen. My brain finally woke up when I realized I was holding the air conditioning remote and had been turning my living room into a freezer instead. FML
Today, thanks to 10 months of lockdown, the most intimate thing I have done on a Saturday night during this time is use a hobby knife to cut 1/4" thick calluses off my feet. I don't even walk anywhere. FML
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Top comments
txgirl2013 14
Pretty helpful talent if you ask me..
iAmScrubs 19
That's one of the most impressive talents. Right up there with licking your elbow.
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Comments (74)
Jacobt24 19
This can bring multi-tasking to a whole new level
alyahthekid 0
Seriously! (: your cute
kevalanwilliams 0
well at least when you wanna change the channel you don't have to get up to get the remote
evillittleme 5
perhaps you're being a little too hard on yourself? maybe you just haven't found your true talent yet..
Monkeyone 0
Then go out and do something, stop wallowing in your own sorrows.
DocBastard 40
That's not your only talented! You're also very good at writing boring, uninteresting vignettes about your pathetic life. Congratulations!
janinekristen 2
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME!!! hahaha
xijinping 3
try to give ur bf a "feet massage" next time then...
hellbilly205 17
foot*
coltsrock37 15
this is where you branch out and try making sandwich's with your feet
starscouter 1
Maybe leaving the home sweet couch could do something for your lack of talent...
iohsane 0
Yea, I agree. Go out and do something.
kawaiianime 5
Like a boss.