Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
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airborn54 0
Dear God I hope there was not a threesome
LemonStarship 5
D: That face says it all.
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Comments (137)
Kethbad_fml 2
I dunno what you mother in law looks like, but that kind of stuff happening to me (and starring my current mother in law) would definitely make me wake her up... hum... anyhow..
brengleking 5
you poor things
Josiieeee 3
Yikes! I bet that was extremely awkward.
Surferbro 5
that's messed up
kittykutie01 0
haha your cuteeee,(:
mruizk9 7
gross
nlr 9
I'm sorry :( I bet your scarred for life
FireSphinx 5
at least you didn't have to see her grotty old feet as well
ChelsBearr 0
Trueeee.
lucky8ball 0
some guys have all the luck
IndigoFuckYou 9
This is a learning experience: Don't just give your mother vodka, give her vodka and CLOTHING.
paras0mnia 3
omgroflol :P
paras0mnia 3
kodak it, store it, black mail :P
miamiheatfan56 0
Because everyones first thought in this situation is, "Let me take a picture of my naked mothet so I can black mail her."
miamiheatfan56 0
*mother
paras0mnia 3
stfu, it's sarcasm, poindexter :P