Drunk, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Hungover - FML

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 634

You deserved it 3 687

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By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 852

You deserved it 3 407

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By Sober - 25/04/2023 03:00

Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 844

You deserved it 113

By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 412

You deserved it 3 291

By kb - 18/11/2013 06:38 - United States

Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 672

You deserved it 4 042

Miracles

By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 749

You deserved it 1 680

Sneaky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 996

You deserved it 5 048

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 104

You deserved it 311

Night time entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 276

You deserved it 423

He's got game

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 583

You deserved it 6 169

The morning after the night before

By college student - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 045

You deserved it 9 366

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Top comments

airborn54 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:53

Dear God I hope there was not a threesome

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:54

D: That face says it all.

Comments

Kethbad_fml 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:59

I dunno what you mother in law looks like, but that kind of stuff happening to me (and starring my current mother in law) would definitely make me wake her up... hum... anyhow..

brengleking 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:59

you poor things

Josiieeee 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:00

Yikes! I bet that was extremely awkward.

Surferbro 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:00

that's messed up

kittykutie01 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:48

haha your cuteeee,(:

mruizk9 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:00

gross

nlr 9

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:02

I'm sorry :( I bet your scarred for life

FireSphinx 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:03

at least you didn't have to see her grotty old feet as well

ChelsBearr 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:59

Trueeee.

lucky8ball 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:03

some guys have all the luck

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:04

This is a learning experience: Don't just give your mother vodka, give her vodka and CLOTHING.

paras0mnia 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:05

omgroflol :P

paras0mnia 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:08

kodak it, store it, black mail :P

miamiheatfan56 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:15

Because everyones first thought in this situation is, "Let me take a picture of my naked mothet so I can black mail her."

miamiheatfan56 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:19

*mother

paras0mnia 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:25

stfu, it's sarcasm, poindexter :P

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Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend, and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 736

You deserved it 61 290

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 057

You deserved it 2 533

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Today, my 20-day summer break started. It was also the day my entire family, including me, tested positive for Covid. I'm typing this in an isolation ward. There goes my summer break. FML

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You deserved it 158

Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 738

You deserved it 8 216

Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 926

You deserved it 7 006

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 093

You deserved it 5 181

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 770

You deserved it 8 926

Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML

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You deserved it 181