Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML
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Top comments
thatnakedguy 17
It's time to say bi to him
jamesderp 15
I don't wanna say Floridians, but Floridians
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Comments (70)
fantasyworld 39
This is what causes people to believe that bisexuality isn't real.
Rohawk 4
Not really, that's just people being stupid all by themselves.
PingusTheDingus 31
Bi Bi, Bitch.
kaybows 14
As a young, bisexual woman, I can confirm that we absolutely are all middle aged men.
GingerRoot 13
I support the above statement
Carlitosfmc 18
Why people can't have a normal midlife crisis?
smoothies14 32
Would it really be a crisis if it was normal?
NickACD 27
I'm 15 and sometimes I catfish guys into sending dick pics which I jack off to. After that I just question my choices, sexuality, and overall existence.
harleyangel0373 7
You should just get an education.
andrmac 25
#28 just use Grindr app or website you wouldn't have to catfish to get dick pics there.
NickACD 27
Nah it's more fun to see their reaction when I'm done. One guy I'm friends with now.
ChristinePi 36
If you're only 15, getting those kind of pictures is illegal since they're giving sexually explicit content to a minor. Even worse if they're a minor too, that's considered child pornography.
derangedplanet 23
Not to mention don't any of people like 28 ever question their morals? holy damn
countryb_cth 38
It's kind of funny how you guys don't realizes that #42 is joking.
vikky538 29
Bi bi
harleyangel0373 7
My concern would be the damage he's doing to other people.
chitochito 17
I'm a young (18) bisexual girl...
ThrottleJockey 36
What a coincidence, so am I! OK, I lied; I'm actually a lesbian trapped in a man's body. My wife concurs.
9a_1z 12
I feel sorry for all the young bisexual females out there, men want to be them, other women don't believe they exist. Must be a hard life.
Axel5238 29
Wow, that's messed up though it makes me wonder about the age of the husband. This while sad is something you'd might hear from a high school or college student.
speakfreely 21
I'd probably end up beating him