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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Hey there cutie
Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML
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ChenEighty 20
I'm surprised a stranger was on your Facebook in the first place... Maybe you should look into that.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Brace yourselves, cat jokes related to female genetalia are coming.
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Comments (59)
Sriehl 13
Hahaha you might want to be careful with your cat...you never know when some creeper with take your cat because of its "seductive eyes"
jessBeAqueen 13
reminds me of new girl
ladystate 22
Coming from a cat lover I find some cats to be absolutely beautiful. However, that's what private Facebook is for and never ever add people you don't know. If they message you with odd things about your cat no telling what else they could see about your life.
bobo_the_bear 5
It's one thing to find a cat beautiful, it is a whole different ball game to find a cat attractive and seductive.
SuperMew 22
Yeah. Big difference. I have an Irish Wolfhound. Standing on his hind legs he is 5'9. I was walking him one day when a lady stopped and commented that he would be a great dog to **** in a dog ****. She asked if i rented him out.
perdix 29
#58, so, did you?
timss4 19
Maybe his dream is to become a **** star, you can't hold him back- that's not very supportive lol
tman1985 9
FYDL 58
notanimmigrant 16
In other words, your cat is purrfect for him
Vnzlan_girl 10
well I don't know about YOUR cat but my cat is pretty damn sexy...Just saying (:
drshn 22
Well then I bet it gets a lot of attention from strangers.
awilliams44 9
Is he a cat to?
kumarina 35
Your cat got game
mattrd_fml 31
you should put your profile on private so wierdos can't see your stuff.
purrypie 9
Sorry OP!! I can only imagine the look on your face when you came to that conclusion :)
SuperMew 22
That's special. I would check your settings and out it on private