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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Hey there cutie
Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML
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ChenEighty 20
I'm surprised a stranger was on your Facebook in the first place... Maybe you should look into that.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Brace yourselves, cat jokes related to female genetalia are coming.
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Comments (59)
eddeeezzyy 19
Maybe the stranger is just another cat.
repKyle95 24
Considering that cats pretty much rule over the internet, I would not be surprised.
purpleunicorn11 7
Its love at first sight. People are into some weird things.
rich443 22
maybe it's iust a pussy fedish
Infamous_Tora 12
If you're going to try for the cat-female genitalia joke, at least spell fetish right..
graceinsheepwear 33
My boyfriend's cat always looks like he has bed eyes. They are blue and straight across on top. I swear, that cat is downright sexy! My girl cat has a crush on him too, but she is socially awkward. FHL
dramaelf 37
Thanks for enlightening us all...
rich443 22
I sense a crazy cat lady here
bobo_the_bear 5
Can't tell if 18 is serious or making a joke.
graceinsheepwear 33
Sadly I live with zero cats at the moment.I'm definitely crazy, but it's not a cat thing. My boyfriend however, lives with 4 cats, including mine.
zoegirl_455 30
Politely tell them your cat is already in a relationship and "it's complicated"
mk8833 9
GENIUS
Enslaved 36
Well, cats can be a wingman.
sarcasticlover 30
someone seems really desperate out there!
cheshirecat13242 32
That's why we don't put pussy pics on social networks.
LanceGoodthrust 19
Maybe this stranger is a cat food commercial casting agent. Way to go, OP, you just torpedoed your cat's acting career.
perdix 29
Aw, I'm sorry. Your pussy is finally getting some attention and, alas, it's not the one that is being sorely neglected :(
perdix 29
What? You don't like the "sorely" bit?
RedPillSucks 31
No one wants a sore pussy
isuckok 11
I liked the joke perdix. I apologize on behalf of the people that just can't understand.
Cartera 10
54 - How about you hop off the Perdix fanboy wagon.
perdix 29
#61, if I'm reading her name right, she can stay on as long as she wants ;)
MrBoredomioo 18
Hi
nina739 10
Ur cat is hot