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SplitMind95 This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Harrisburg, United States

He's doing fine

Today, I was on Tinder and only one girl matched with me. She gave me a "Super-Like" so I thought she must want to get to know each other and see what happens. Nope. She recognized me as the guy who adopted the stray cat she was taking care of last year, and just wanted to know how he was doing. FML

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Maybe that was an ice breaker and she is interested too? And if not her, you'll find someone else. Don't give up!

Fair warning to anyone considering making a pussy/cat pun: I've laced the comments section with a genetic virus targeting posters of such comments. So no "but I thought Tinder was made for finding pussy" or else… no, not ME! I created yo—*choking sounds*

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You got what you were looking for out of the experience, right? A cat.

Congrats I guess.

Honestly that seems kind of perfect to me. You already have a built in conversation starter and if you guys hit it off you could offer to have a kitty play date so she can see the cat in person again.

it's a start what more could you ask for?

Ask her to come visit the cat and see if that starts something

So did you tell her about your pussy??

Well, at least you know she has a good memory if she DOES want to get together.

Honstely would do the same thing.

This was on fb lol