Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After looking into it, one of the 1-star ratings claimed "mechanical problems". The description of the reason, "He drives a Ford." FML
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Today, I dropped off my visibly-upset Uber passengers off at a funeral. I absentmindedly said, “Good luck, have fun!” as they got out. Needless to say, I got my first 1-star rating today. FML
Today, I was fired for not having a reliable mode of transportation. I’ve only had to take the bus recently because three days ago, my boss’s son was messing around in the parking garage, lost control, and totaled my car. FML
Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML
Today, I had to endure an awful taxi ride. He got me to my destination perfectly and on time, but spewed a racist rant about how, "all Indians are scammers" and how, "the Chinese should get out" the entire time. Then the taxi app had the audacity to ask for a rating. 5 stars? I don't think so. FML
Today, I was getting into a Uber after a long day at work. I opened the door, sat down, and started venting to the driver about my horrible day. Five minutes in, I realized I had climbed into a random stranger’s car. He didn’t even tell me; he just let me complain. FML
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Today, I test-drove a customer’s car to investigate a strange noise. I heard the exact clunk she'd described. It was actually a wrench I’d left under the hood sliding around and hitting things. I had to return and sheepishly explain that the problem was entirely my fault. FML
Today, my car is so unreliable that I received a letter saying that it had been kicked out of the American Automobile Association. FML
Today, I took a car out for a test drive to investigate a mysterious clunking noise. I heard the exact sound the customer had described, and then realized a wrench had been left on top of the engine and had slipped down and got caught near the battery. I had to come back and explain that the issue had been a skill issue. FML
Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML
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MidnaLink 33
They're seriously judging you over the car you drive? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.
Tripartita 44
I feel you OP, and I've received similar complaints. Why do people take an issue with my Radio Flyer brand vehicle?! I'm a great puller and make REALLY good engine noises!
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Comments (57)
SOILEDIT 51
Well that sucks. Maybe look into getting a Chevy? hehe
creedfish 21
Ram! :P
virginiamuncher 2
they both suck so who cares.
lovinglyfe 9
Fords are built stronger.....fords the way to go. Chevy sucks
MidnaLink 33
They're seriously judging you over the car you drive? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.
LARC_UoGuelph 9
Technically 2 people are feeding each other. It is not a free lunch for the uber driver or the passenger. One has to drive and one has to pay.
ImAFaker 29
You still pay for food... The saying still applies
ham_spam 17
Pretty sure that saying applies to the hand that feeds you as in your caregiver so no it does not appl
ham_spam 17
Apply my phone didn't want to work
MidnaLink 33
You pay for good service and then complain, that's biting the hand that feeds you.
Shadowvoid 33
Some people just can't afFord a luxury car. No big deal, if anyone with half a brain reads the review, you'll be good.
darkangel7410 17
Oh it's less others reading the review and more random unfair ratings. Like you said not everyone can afford a luxury car. However, Uber works off of a system where if you drop below a 4.6 rating regardless of why you were rated under 5 stars they stop giving you as many fairs, so you stop making as much money and if you stay under that rating for 3 weeks the drop you from their systems...Basically fire you.
MidnaLink 33
All for being under a 4.6???
mrsmikelowrey 15
Rate the rider and appeal the complaint. That's a ridiculous reason.
TheRealStunts 27
Wow. What a little ****. I hate people who shit over other car brands. They all have their own pros and cons. Just because you dont like it doesnt make it a general problem, assholes.
MetalxSoldier 26
Well then he should have drove his ford instead of waste your time. That is an asshole move to hurt someone's job because of a personal opinion.
HoboMeth 33
They're probably just trolling
llamingo 8
It would be funny I agree except that they gave him a 1 star rating which will actually hurt the amount of money he makes. So that makes it not a funny joke
soodytheboi 23
That's dumb. Fords are pretty nice.
jelrid 30
I drive a pre-2008 vehicle manufactured by Ford Motor Company. I love it. Ford has been making excellent vehicles for a hell of a lot longer than 6-7 years, #18
Dreeves66 15
My 1962 Ford Galaxie is also an nice car. Ford's been making great vehicles for decades and decades, not 6-7 years.
lxXPandemicXxl 7
7.3 litter powerstoke. Need I say more? That engine was made pre 2008
dirtyE30 1
Fords blow. Like literally, does no one remember the tires blowing up on the expeditions?
freddygasman 18
that was fireboom,ooh my bad firesyone not Ford's doing.
beantownchivette 8
If they get to their destination alive, the passenger has no reason to shit on your choice of car
Shmatterhorn 38
Some people want to ride in a luxury vehicle and not some random domestic car that might be like the one that they see all of the time. In other words, they are being jerks.
Colon_Man 17
Agreed. If someone wants to ride in a luxury car, they can call a limo company.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
ha ha that's awesome, I don't like ford's.
MAT1218 7
#loser
mezochan 29
Here, ladies and gents, is probably the asshole who would **** over someone's livelihood because he has an opinion on cars!
Tripartita 44
I feel you OP, and I've received similar complaints. Why do people take an issue with my Radio Flyer brand vehicle?! I'm a great puller and make REALLY good engine noises!
Welshite 39
I've been looking for a personal chauffeur. What's your going rate?
Tripartita 44
For you, Welshy, I'd be willing to provide a discount. I wouldn't exactly mind giving you a ride. ;o)
mars94 6
XD