Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, our family cat died. I had to explain this to my two small children, who had no experience with death. I ended up bawling like a baby while they consoled me, telling me she had, "gone to a better place." FML
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
Today, a customer brought his cat in to be euthanized. I told him to "have a nice day" as he was leaving. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
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PleadingInsanity 20
I'm hoping it died earlier in the day and not a week ago or something.
vmyahoo 3
What If they ment the ashes and not the actual cat?
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Comments (53)
oj101 33
Kids. They say the darnedest things. Dw, they probably didn't mean it on purpose. All kids are sweet angels, right? Well, most of the time...
TurtleSmile 14
Better than a dick in a box, right?
chrstygrl06 10
Nothing's better than a dick in a box.
IscoreOnU 19
Lonely island :)
oj101 33
LOLLLLLZZZ
gc327072 31
Schrödinger's penis
YoursTru1yXo 0
Well that depends who's dicks I the box... Hmmm
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Obviously you've never had a dick in a box.
gators1995 30
There rare in the Middle East
br0ccoli 15
Time to show them how to make a compost pile followed with a showing of the Lion King. "Kitty would have wanted his body to become the soil that would feed the grass that would feed the types of birds that kitty used to harass in the backyard."
Rodders_SOTC 1
Anyone else think the kids killed it and the parents think it has runaway? GET OUT OF THERE OP!!!!
JPEllis 0
Stop babysitting for them, forever. Something smells fishy, and it's not the cat food.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I hope that means it died very recently. Or that they mean its ashes.
Chris_trolololol 2
This is not an fml
TsukixPuppy 5
Sounds to me like kitty paid a little visit to their friendly neighborhood taxidermist. That or you've just witnessed the beginning of a sociopath...
geekpower_fml 28
Schrödinger's cat?
geekpower_fml 28
...Or maybe it was going to be sent to taxidermist and returned to the kids for their weddings?
geekpower_fml 28
*to a taxidermist Sorry for spamming, everyone, didn't see the typo before.
BlowinChronic 18
Hey you got warned about the dead cat, be thankful you weren't trying to help an old lady out and find about 14 dead cats in a trash bag .