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4evalone - - United States - Monterey

Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML

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movaa 11

Saturday 1 November 2014 15:55

Pizza > boyfriend.

Ieri 31

Saturday 1 November 2014 15:53

Well at least you had a realistic costume!

demonfacee 14

Sunday 2 November 2014 5:17

Pizza is much better than boyfriends. Pizza doesn't break your heart.

Dide9872 19

Sunday 2 November 2014 7:20

Sounds a lot like my Halloween. My friends blew me off for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament.

iwanttogotoparis 26

Sunday 2 November 2014 9:54

Don't worry, I rock that look everyday :)

single_mommy 2

Sunday 2 November 2014 21:25

Story of my life lol

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:24

Plenty of nice folks in the world..

SuperAwesomeMane 10

Tuesday 4 November 2014 6:17

you uh....you single? ;D

AksentNetharia 12

Tuesday 4 November 2014 8:40

Incoming "whats ur kik" comments.

RanaeBoocher 1

Tuesday 4 November 2014 19:47

This sounds like me...I'm happily married though. :/

Rammer3500 23

Saturday 17 January 2015 5:12

You sound like my kind of girl

EatZombies 10

Friday 29 January 2016 16:33

Me every day man. All you need is some comfortable clothes and pizza to have a good time

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Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's family. He calls his parents things like “geriatric hag” and “old clown”. I was about to yell at him, but they started calling him “nancy boy” and “nerd”. Apparently they love each other, but only communicate through abuse. I can’t believe I may soon marry into this mess. FML

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Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

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Today, I'm on a certain diet. I had to have a green protein banana smoothie for breakfast. I shook it up, took a mouthful, and immediately started gagging. Apparently, the seal for the bottle had fallen in, and it got stuck in my throat. Luckily it was slimy and came out relatively easily. I paid $12 for that. FML

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