Gun nut

By missbrit - 04/02/2011 07:59 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML
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perdix 29

You're just jealous that it wasn't you getting stripped, oiled and having things slid into your "barrel."

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tinfire 0

haha u have free will just leave.... sheesh quit whining not an FML

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underguarded 20

Well you let him stop you from doing anything else so YDI

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smallsmerry 0

the gun could be a metaphor for a penis... strip it, oil it watch a movie about it. it works

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analo_fml 8

thank you! at last! someone said it!

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toooldforthis 19

and you're complaining why?? wow fhl for having a gf like you

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Somedood117 0

some people go too far with guns. I like guns, except the fact of what they are used for. hint: it's killing others.

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toooldforthis 19

so.... what do you like about them then??

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sparco_556 0

My guns have never killed anyone, not even any animals. They must be broken, I'll have to call the manufacturers and complain.

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wakeNmakePIZZA 0

stripping it, oiling it, and slipping things into it's barrel....you sure were still talkin about guns?

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