Kids, Birthday, Awkward and Gun control: Gun control

Gun control

By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59

Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 04:44 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

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Gun control

By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 20:01

Today, our 9 year-old son managed to shoot himself in the gut with my nail gun. According to my wife, this is completely my fault, because I ONLY kept it in my locked garage, ONLY secured in its box, ONLY completely disconnected from the power, ONLY on the highest shelf near the roof. FML

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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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Saturday 17 July 2021 11:18

I thought an elemental part of gun safety was to never point it at anyone, even in jest?

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 17 July 2021 13:27

wtf were you thinking?! never ever ever aim a weapon at someone unless you intend to use it. this is why!!! that's common sense gun safety. AND you even knew it was loaded!!

Comments

orlow36 2

Saturday 17 July 2021 21:17

you are a complete ******* idiot. go turn your self and your guns in. your daughter is better off living with dcf then with you. i hope you feel horrible and that you have been castrated because you probably shouldnt breed

cacheson 41

Saturday 17 July 2021 21:35

I hope you realize how much worse it could have been. You could have easily killed your own daughter. This is what gun safety rules are for.

FinkiusMaximus 7

Saturday 17 July 2021 22:03

You are a moron. Treat every gun as loaded with the safety off. That's elementary. You should be in jail for reckless endangerment of a minor (and more).

Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 17 July 2021 22:27

You are DAMN lucky it was just the arm! You deserve to have your license taken away from you.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 17 July 2021 23:29

Well, at least you gave her a birthday she will remember!😅

Anzubar007 4

Monday 19 July 2021 5:18

sad, but funny

kevinwm0 14

Sunday 18 July 2021 1:31

You're damn lucky you didn't kill her. That was ridiculously irresponsible.

Rodville 28

Sunday 18 July 2021 2:06

I was taught by anyone ever for over 40 years that you don’t point any weapon at anyone you don’t want DEAD!

Brightside86 30

Sunday 18 July 2021 6:06

holyshit that's a lengendary fuckup.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 18 July 2021 6:08

(redneck accent) The most important thing about gun safety is to always make sure your gun's on safety. (gun goes off) Son of a bitch dude, get your ass in the truck!