Good doggo

By Alittlebitiffy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I spent an hour pulling poop-covered prickles out of my husky's butt. A duck had startled him while he was doing his business and his first thought was to run, mid-poop, into a prickle bush. FML
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You deserved it 820
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Top comments

Nova900 17

I did read "pickles" and was really confused of what crazy fetish contains pickles in husky butts.

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awkwardlychee 10

I'm not proud to admit that I read husband at first and that I didn't even question it until I read the whole post a second time.

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Comments

christophbak 14

Well thats just a shitty situation to be in

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awkwardlychee 10

I'm not proud to admit that I read husband at first and that I didn't even question it until I read the whole post a second time.

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Alittlebitiffy 27

Admittedly, given the weird things my husband does at times, I wouldn't question it either

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Hmm. If you consider it just as likely to happen to your husband then your husband is awesome, stupid but awesome.

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xxmollyxx 25

Ha, I did the same and looked at the comments just to see if someone else did too

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nesteremily 31

Same..I was thinking maybe he had to relieve himself while out jogging or something then I read it again.

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Nova900 17

I did read "pickles" and was really confused of what crazy fetish contains pickles in husky butts.

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Azazel166 9

I thought it said Pringles for some reason

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NewUsername 26

#3, your comment and number 2's go well together and it makes me very happy.

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Migole 36

Me too. That "R" really changes the story

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Catdragon 40

Probably something from the furry fandom

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Moerighan 23

Dog: Today I was mid bowel movement when a duck came out of nowhere and scared the shit out of me and I ran into a prickle bush. Now my owner is spending all her time pulling poop prickles off my butt. FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Poor prickled pup!

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foxwithit420 19

sooo... I read that as poop covered pickles...

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Yes, I'm sure he thought so hard about it. "This duck just scared me half to death. I could run toward the house but there's a prickly bush right there! Hard choices." More like eff the dog's life.

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CaitOlivia94 15

I actually read husband on accident and was so confused

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