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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Mantua, United States

Good boy

Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up, I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!

Hiimhaileypotter 53

I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P

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It might seem like nothing to you, but it's the shit in your dog's eyes.

How long was this piece of shit?!?!?! Stick length??

eww..next time pay more attention to what your picking up !

Damn how big is your dog to take ***** that big

Yuckkkk... Fyl OP.

The crazy things dogs do

Haha his dog has shitty taste XD

sounds like a... sticky situation

Lost your contacts somewhere...?