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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Mantua, United States

Good boy

Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up, I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!

Hiimhaileypotter 53

I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P

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yomomonastick 9

wtf is an op ?

Original poster, at least that's what I have drawn from context clues. :)

OP means original poster or something like that. I was also really confused when I first saw the abbreviation :)

This comment shows how innocent FMLs community is

born_hustla 26

Musta been a huge piece of shit!

You obviously do not know your shit.

Bet you won't do that again

That sounds like an insult: "you're a dried-out piece of dog shit!"

How is this YDI???

**** I hate it when that happens

Could have been worse, could have been a live snake...

So did u throw it for the dog to fetch?