Good boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Mantua

Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up, I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML
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Top comments

Candace7 19

First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P

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lovely_mess3 15

Original poster, at least that's what I have drawn from context clues. :)

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XOhBotherX 14

OP means original poster or something like that. I was also really confused when I first saw the abbreviation :)

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cccook1547 14

This comment shows how innocent FMLs community is

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born_hustla 26

Musta been a huge piece of shit!

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irisr_fml 24

That sounds like an insult: "you're a dried-out piece of dog shit!"

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Tannasgh 22

Could have been worse, could have been a live snake...

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vlalam 24

So did u throw it for the dog to fetch?

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