Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Mantua, United States
Good boy
Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up, I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML
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Candace7 19
First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P
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Sovietryan 8
Is your dog by any chance named Mr. Pickles?
False_Stupidity 42
Should've gone to Specsavers!
skyeyez9 25
This happened to me, but I initially thought my dog brought in an old pine cone to chew inside the house.
zachburdick99 12
Hasn't this been an FML already?
aguynamednick 20
sounds like a shitty situation sorry #1
cjigsss95 12
That's not a good thing to think about your dog