Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Good boy

Good boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Mantua

Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up, I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML

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Candace7 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 16:14

First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 17 January 2015 16:15

I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P

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Sovietryan 8

Sunday 18 January 2015 16:35

Is your dog by any chance named Mr. Pickles?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 18 January 2015 20:31

Should've gone to Specsavers!

skyeyez9 24

Monday 19 January 2015 1:10

This happened to me, but I initially thought my dog brought in an old pine cone to chew inside the house.

zachburdick99 12

Monday 16 February 2015 19:29

Hasn't this been an FML already?

aguynamednick 20

Wednesday 25 March 2015 5:28

sounds like a shitty situation sorry #1

cjigsss95 12

Friday 5 June 2015 14:28

That's not a good thing to think about your dog

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