Good boy

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Mantua

Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up, I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML
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Candace7 19
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First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P

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Candace7 19
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First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!

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Welshite 39
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What's your address?

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uglyheadedbitch 20

Sounds like a shitty situation! When do I get my prize

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bluebluhblou 15

does this mean you keep a storage of shit close by?

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martin8337 35

Awwww shit!

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WOTAN1488 24
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sounds like a shitty situation!

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teentee401 36
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That would be you

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mattrd_fml 31
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candace: expect a delivery soon.

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countryb_cth 38

@10 yah she does, its in her ass. But shhh don't tell anyone it's a secret.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P

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WR4 10
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Give that dog some mouthwash!

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Mightyrif 23
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And give OP some hand sanitizer on the double!

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cccook1547 14
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Dogs eat crap all the time

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brook823 24
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How could you confuse dried shit with a stick?

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mojopin 12
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He'll put it in his mouth either way.

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Livin_Like_Larry 29
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Sounds like you need your eyes checked out

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184886837272837 32
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That must've been a really impressive shit

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Econforthwin 15
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That's what I was thinking, how long was this turd staff?

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buckdharma 36
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It's your dog's own recipe. Shit jerky!

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LeavenSilva 27
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At least he didn't lick your face afterwards.

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emeraldisle 30
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I've seriously got to remember to never read FML while I'm eating or drinking. I always chocked on my good reading this.

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emeraldisle 30
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Ugh I need to proofread my comments before posting them. Good = food

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