Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Mantua, United States
Good boy
Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up, I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML
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Candace7 19
First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P
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Candace7 19
First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!
Welshite 40
What's your address?
uglyheadedbitch 20
Sounds like a shitty situation! When do I get my prize
bluebluhblou 15
does this mean you keep a storage of shit close by?
martin8337 36
Awwww shit!
WOTAN1488 24
sounds like a shitty situation!
teentee401 37
That would be you
mattrd_fml 31
candace: expect a delivery soon.
countryb_cth 38
@10 yah she does, its in her ass. But shhh don't tell anyone it's a secret.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P
WR4 10
Give that dog some mouthwash!
Mightyrif 23
And give OP some hand sanitizer on the double!
cccook1547 14
Dogs eat crap all the time
brook823 24
How could you confuse dried shit with a stick?
mojopin 12
He'll put it in his mouth either way.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Sounds like you need your eyes checked out
184886837272837 32
That must've been a really impressive shit
Econforthwin 15
That's what I was thinking, how long was this turd staff?
buckdharma 38
It's your dog's own recipe. Shit jerky!
LeavenSilva 27
At least he didn't lick your face afterwards.
emeraldisle 30
I've seriously got to remember to never read FML while I'm eating or drinking. I always chocked on my good reading this.
emeraldisle 30
Ugh I need to proofread my comments before posting them. Good = food