Dogs and Weddings: Good boy

Good boy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Knoxville

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

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Benmantha 31

Monday 27 April 2015 8:05

Agree if your cat can be the maid of honor.

Camo23 21

Monday 27 April 2015 8:05

Dogs are man's best friend.

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Clinky92 18

Monday 27 April 2015 23:00

Sounds like something they'd do in a Scrubs episode with Rowdy haha.

munchly 17

Monday 27 April 2015 23:01

Ohhh I do not care relationship over! No dogs at my wedding

ObsidianMoon17 12

Monday 27 April 2015 23:57

I think he took the common expression to far..

MusicAndCuddling 10

Tuesday 28 April 2015 0:14

You deserve it... Dogs are awesome.

hailhydra 6

Tuesday 28 April 2015 0:34

that's just weird

rosaliekent 6

Tuesday 28 April 2015 0:56

If that's all it takes for him to be so willing to back out of the relationship you need to question if you should even marry him.

A_Net_70 7

Tuesday 28 April 2015 1:07

Hahaha omg

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 28 April 2015 1:12

Tell him that is fine as long as your barbie doll can be the bridesmaid.

ApplePie1994 27

Tuesday 28 April 2015 1:56

Hey, Elton John did it and he's doing ok for himself :P

christinamarie17 29

Tuesday 28 April 2015 3:29

I mean dogs are awesome

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