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Golden slumbers

Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML

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RODEOqueen 0

Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)

Take him/her outside next time :)

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joshrmcguffey 0

bull dogs

mmm..piss for breakfast(;

PUT IT DOWN

x805xUnknown 6

Correct me if I'm wrong but, is #54 an attention *****?

gangstabarbie 0

how about some fresh lemonade???

JokeMeister 0

Why ain't his ass housebroken YET?! YDI.

kittylover747 0

this is FAKE because noone in the right mind would lay there and let a dog pee on them because "they didn't move in time" seriously who would sit there and let their dog pee on them

ydi for mating with a bulldog