Monkey
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Golden slumbers
Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML
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RODEOqueen 0
Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)
3mi1y_ 16
Take him/her outside next time :)
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Comments (133)
lil_drummah_girl 0
lol I thought that only happened in movies.
tatertots8 0
quit
spazyman 0
atleast it didn't eat your face OP.
spazyman 0
atleast it didn't eat your face OP.
spazyman 0
atleast it didn't eat your face OP.
StRex1990 2
Did you re-name him R-Kelly? :] fyl
fatzo_fml 3
I have an english bulldog too. They r so cute
lreiss 0
Housebreak your dog. Or move faster. English bulldogs are really easy to housebreak. I've got 2.
SkoomaKi 28
Looks like someone's going outside for awhile...
Klima_fml 29
Who needs to go outside when you've got a human toilet right next to you anyways!