Monkey
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Golden slumbers
Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML
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RODEOqueen 0
Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)
3mi1y_ 16
Take him/her outside next time :)
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FadeToBlack95 0
I love English bulldogs. they're always snoring which is funny. they're really lazy too. fits my family. I have 2 bulldogs!!!
atomicwedgie4u 0
I've never seen a bulldog able to jump up on a bed so ydi for sleeping on his floor.
Mira Lux 26
My bully learned how to jump on beds a long time ago. Although sleeping on the floor sounds more like it haha.
TOL_fml 6
That's so cute,but gross,but cute! I love bulldogs and their big wrinkly, droopy faces...reminds me of my mom. Lmao jkjk hahaha I crack myself up!!!!
aback 5
Crate that mutt!
voony 0
what's with the FML? he gav u a morning call =D
warpig182 0
KILL IT
yaysmile 0
Sorry OP, but its way better to be pissed off than to be pissed on
h3adsh0t 2
he probably woke up staring directly at the dog's ass
onnielief 4
So instead of sleeping in next time get to work on house breaking your dog. YDI
purplepillow467 3
omg I want an English bulldog do bad