Monkey
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Golden slumbers
Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML
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RODEOqueen 0
Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)
3mi1y_ 16
Take him/her outside next time :)
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trumpetGIRL12345 0
I moderated this one :)
ArtemisRising 0
Was your blanket/comforter green perchance? Or maybe the dog was getting back at you for not letting him/her out to pee soon enough.
iloveTheMiz 0
Frst! :D
scuttlerno1 0
it's a British Bulldog not an English Bulldog...
Mira Lux 26
No English Bulldog is right. That why their are breeds called Old English Bulldogs as well. I have had both and they were called English(or Old English in Bruno case).
Erh96 0
marking his territory !(;
westsidewhite 0
rain rain go away come back.....in your face!!
vHOMICIDEx 0
time to take the dog out back with the shotgun.
chuckinator0 0
he did that to assert his alpha dominance over you. the own should always be the alpha presence. you deserve it.
tiggeruno 2
mine would so do the same thing if I ignored him. let the dog out next time.
bahklava 8
You should have moved faster.