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Golden slumbers

Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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RODEOqueen 0

Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)

Take him/her outside next time :)

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And people say cats suck