Monkey
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Golden slumbers
Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML
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RODEOqueen 0
Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)
3mi1y_ 16
Take him/her outside next time :)
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TheNewGuy03 29
seems like your dog is...pissed off at you. |the kid|
xerikax3 0
what a nasty wake up call
dacman48 0
hrmm... your your dogs bitch
itsgen 16
omg those are my gave dogs ever<333333
_hotsince98_ 0
haha woke up to a wet bed =)
perdix 31
Good thing you didn't wake up looking at the Red Rocket just before the launch of a different fluid! Yuck!
seahorses4eva 4
Well I certainly hope you let him finish. It would have been rude to interrupt. I bet you wouldn't like it if he interrupted you. Golden rule, OP...golden rule.
scottiealan 0
I hope he p**** in ur mouth lol but really take a dog out an this won't happen YDI
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
someone needs to pee
skatingalyy 0
dog 1 op 0