Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of six years, with whom I wanted to spend my life with, has been cheating behind my back with my friend. The kicker? They met after I invited her to live with us to get away from her chaotic family, and I suspected she was emotionally stunted at the time. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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Top comments
silbern 0
that's when you grab a blunt object and see who's dramatic now. physco bitch ftw.
XxGuessWhoxX 0
Wow man, I'm really sorry that happened
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Comments (117)
haterofreality 0
I agree with #1 & #20 kick their asses and ask questions later.
TheMischiefMaker 0
you should have knocked her in the head with a bat, then stepped on his balls. when they are screaming in pain tell them they are being to dramatic.
the_lololagist 11
Haha, win. :D
md_040409 1
what a dick
lexiluv101 0
wow, what a jerk. your good to be rid of him
COBRAMORPH 0
UDI for showing up late.
samie_Rawr 0
Not the point.
a_c_M_2010 0
To all the people saying that "she should have attacked": Did you honestly expect her to overpower and beat up/kill two other people over a minor incident like that? It's just not worth the jail time. If your "best friend" betrayed you in such a way, she certainly isn't your best friend. The right reaction would have been to kick them both out of your apartment and never speak to them again.
PopRocks14 0
my EX bestfriend new i liked this boy and the next day she asked him out and she is currently going out with him. he is a real douchebag to her now and i am greatful i didnt go out with him (considering he is afraid of me) bestfriends can be vicious.
cmm724 0
Just smoke a blunt and screw his best friend!!
psychoxxxinvader 3
Wow, OP. I'm so sorry. You're bestfriend and your boyfriend are ****** and honestly, if I were you I would have beaten them like a red headed step child.
Tinklebelle138 1
Wow. These people are really shameless. You can screw the guy and find someone better. As for the best friend, screw her as well. I'm sure you'll find better friends. :D Cheer up! Not worth getting upsets over idiots like them.
rootbeer0909 0
wow ur freind and ur boyfreind r assholes