Fun time

By InDisbelief - 12/04/2013 20:17 - United States - Racine

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Today, my girlfriend's parents were out of town, so I stayed the night, hoping for some fun. Somehow, we started talking about conspiracy theories, and she spent the next half hour ranting at me about how Osama bin Laden is really still alive. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 423
You deserved it 15 510

Same thing different taste

Top comments

quincykid23 6

**** blocked by Osama? Never heard of that happening before...

Sounds like y'all had lots and lots of fun...

Comments

You think it's an FML that you had to actually talk to your girlfriend instead of just having sex with her?

Sorry dude but I agree with her no pics and no body

Obey_StudBoii 23

How is that even possible? Go look online there are plenty of pictures. Watch Seal Team 6.

44 - While I understand why it was done, I thought burying bin Laden at sea was a bit suspicious, fair enough. There *are* pictures however and Al Qaeda themselves have confirmed bin Laden's death.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wow, and yet you're still dating her. Have her watch Zero Dark Thirty. If that doesn't work then she's a ditz.

Because films are such a good source of facts...

SwaggCapone 11

if he was dead why won't ovomit show the body?

kthuts 7

Wow, the sheep strike again. Listen to Alex Jones. Maybe you'll wake up and realize that your girlfriend is on to something.

Yeah. Right next to the Ark of the Covenant.

To be honest, I have that suspicion too, and it was my first thought when I learned they dumped his body in the ocean.

Why would dumping his body in the ocean arouse suspicion?

Because he was the "reason" USA playing war in Afghanistan for over 10 years, his capture should be the result of this long war and should be celebrated. Why on earth would they dump the body in the ocean so that there's no way to confirm whether he's really dead or not? When they captured Saddam they hanged him in front of TV, no problems with that. So why the sudden change? ;) The most logical reason is that they didn't really capture Osama, but they needed to finish this long episode, so they dump some body to the ocean saying it's Osama, really convinient... As for Osama, it's hard to tell, maybe he died years ago? Maybe he yet lives? Who knows...

Because it destroyed the only irrefutable evidence of his death. I'm not saying he's definitely still alive, but that was sketchy to me. However, if they were going to fake Osama's death, it would make more sense to do it closer to the election. Plus, they would run the huge risk that Al Quada would prove them wrong, so there wouldn't be much in it for the government to fake his death unless they knew he was already dead.

born_hustla 26

She sounds super fun to me! I have convos like that all the time! No kidding. Lol