Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose, 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Today, after filling fuel in my car, I drove off. The guy behind me left almost at the time. He was behind me, beeping his horn and flashing his lights. I pulled up alongside him at the lights and rolled down the window to ask him what the fuck his problem was. He promptly proceeded to tell me that my fuel cap was still open. FML
Today, my kids overheard me talking about cleaning the fuel system in our RV before we go to Disney World. They were so eager to get there, they decided they'd clean the fuel system themselves while I was at work, namely by pouring Tide into the gas tank. FML
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TheTruth1428 0
Hopefully you called a lawyer. That's a nice chunk of money, and "Kids eh" isn't going to make that cost go away.
DaniellasMommy 0
Law. Suit.
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dannymaxx 0
Just take a small bomb and put it in a package and mail it to him and make it to where it detonates when the box is opened then say eh terrorists what you gonna do?
longhairkid 0
"I'm suing you, what ya gonna do?"
RemixV4 1
Smile and reply with "Pay for the damage they cause".
fail_1 0
I would have responded with no what are you gonna do and gave him my lawyers number... ofcourse that's just me though :P
yehr 0
i hope he offered to pay like he should have, if not ask him to since it's only fair, and if he doesn't then you gave him the chance and your completely justified in taking him to court.
Dani_Babe 0
maybe im wrong but i thought u had to unlock the thing to put in the petrol/ whatever ur putting in.. hmmm
payton9696 0
Hahaha wow! man that sucks. Better that than something non liquidy. if u catch my drift
rodneypoh 0
hell ****** no! **** that shit i'da killed them
DarthRant 0
I'll tell you what you're going to do: Beat the kid and his dad.
JohntheBaptist 0
And one more time...THIS IS WHY IM PRO-CHOICE