Health: Freaked out

Freaked out

By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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Friday 7 December 2012 23:17

I bet realizing someone wasn't outside your window was a real weight off your shoulders.

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epicfailbazinga 4

Saturday 8 December 2012 6:56

This was my post, but it didn't get through the mods until OP reposted it :( My toes are not broken though :)

FelicityWishes 32

Saturday 8 December 2012 7:25

Well, good on you for starting to exercise! The start is always the hardest..

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 9 December 2012 2:28

Living in houses is scary...

awkwardpenguin1 3

Sunday 9 December 2012 3:06

Hahaha dumbass! I would have totally done the same thing hahaha

madamefosterft 1

Sunday 9 December 2012 6:27

oh wow, OP...ur username tho xD

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