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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15

Take notes. Extra education.

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XanderJayNix 17

Are either of the dirty talkers at least cute?

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qwertsarecool122 23

Well, they do teach chemistry in science.. Maybe you should get ahead and learn.. ;)

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cja101 8

Unrelated but I like your pic cause it's true.

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Mullak 7

Maybe the periodic table gets them hot, I mean with names like Potasium, and Astatine... sexy stuff

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jtthegr8 26

Wow, 26, i wasnt expecting anyone tosy the same as me xD

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racheljessie 17

It's okay. There's lots of elements on the table!

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bizarre_ftw 21

A chemist's version of a strip joint (And I'm partial to magnesium, it just.... Has a spark)

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angrymexican 8

Thulium is my favorite (look at the atomic number).

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ontariowarrior 3

Water Turns me own. No? *crawls back in hole*

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midnightxloner 1

#42. I didn't look and I'm just guessing but do they happen to be 69?

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ShyAnn29 14

It should be, between the two people, not a two people

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iluvyew17 1

Look at them both wink and flick your tongue, get in on the action ;) lol

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Norbury 6

Start repeating what they say at the top of your voice, incredulously. They'll soon stop.

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musicluvr2000 11

Hey you're learning something new right?

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amanda_447 0

That's hot... Just kidding. How awkward!

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