Babysitter and Kids: Fleeing the scene - FML

Fleeing the scene

By Winxy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML

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kaitieloo 22

Thursday 30 April 2015 8:09

How the did three year old manage that? I'm 20 and I still can't figure out how to open a damned window.

TheGolfGTI 24

Thursday 30 April 2015 8:10

I hate to break it to you OP, but he probably doesn't like you.

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MrZsDad 19

Friday 1 May 2015 5:55

Considering the result, he may be on to something.

tbone5466 9

Friday 1 May 2015 17:45

probably because you keep such a poor watch of him he was able to jump out of a window

Tsukiyomi 16

Saturday 2 May 2015 20:49

What a dick

Jayvey_Airson 12

Tuesday 30 June 2015 13:28

Sometimes, young children will push boundaries to great lengths to get points across. They do this purely to state that they, too, are human and their thoughts should be, although mostly are definitely not, valued as much as an adults. It is the great misunderstandings of life that are the simplest to figure out.

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