Fleeing the scene

By Winxy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML
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kaitieloo 22

How the did three year old manage that? I'm 20 and I still can't figure out how to open a damned window.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I hate to break it to you OP, but he probably doesn't like you.

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amanda182 19

Well, children usually have a good sense of character.

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vampire1618 5

I have a soon to be 3 year old student who told us to chop off another students feet after he wouldn't sit still...then said he was going to chop off my leg for blocking him while he was trying to ram the little tikes car into other kids...I'm somewhat convinced this child is evil.

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Saso_fml 35

Atleast Timmy had Cosmo and Wanda, the poor 3 year old had no one!

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CLT_420 13

Omg dude that's so sad but hilarious. I'm sorry bad comment

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teentee401 36

This is one of the few FMLs that made me say, "Oh shit" out loud.

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kayla2228 14

still wondering how a three year old could do that.

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