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If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

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Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

Haha hammerhand, I want to marry a girl with one of those.

Isn't there an FML out there in the perspective of the boyfriend?

http://www.fmylife.com/love/5758524 North Carolina and France, so not the same couple

Wooo, a feisty one. A great candidate that I would like to give some donkey punches to while Banging her from behind! Ahh haaaa haaa!

pwned by alcohol... -.-

Terrible FML. You're a fucking moron.

Agreeeeeeeeed. What kind of date do u get hammered at anyways? I mean I always try to look good when I go on dates...

For some fellows that would make you a prime candidate for a second date.

If you actually read the FML in moderation it did say the "dude wants a second date because he likes that I'm crazy"

Randel Graves says "Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth."

They change the FMLs during moderation? Da fuck?

Actually I think that most people post their FMLs about 3 - 5 times each. I've seen duplicates but also the same FML written several different ways. I think it's to try to get the story published so the OP is making multiple versions to get one to be submitted.

Clerks 2 reference. WIN.

this one makes me sad somehow... FML has lost it's glory

Your doing it wrong. He is supposed to punch you in the back of the head.

If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

No sympathy. YDI.

Funny shit, but get to a meeting fast!

YDI for being an idiot and getting wasted on a date.

I like how France resumes to Nord Pas de Calais