First date, and probably the last

By DrunkGirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 773
You deserved it 63 359
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

phanotomsea 0

If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

51 1
Narzhul 0

Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

35 0

Comments

kukopia 0

I just wanna know how you say 'super hammered' in French. I'm sure it sounds sexy!

1 0
memory_loss_fml 0

"complètement bourrée" would be a possibility...

1 0
citycrazed25 0

I hate drunk chicks

4 0
drmike_fml 0

this seriously just happened to me last week. but I was the guy that got hit. I wonder if this is her?

3 1
freudianego 0

Hope he punched you back. Fair's fair if you punched him first. Maybe it'll teach you not to get 'super-hammered' and punch him in the face.

3 0
SheriffBart 0

You should have offered him anal to make up for it.

2 2
thousandinone 0

If I was on a first date with a girl who not only got hammered but full on hit me in the face, she would have my applause and would automatically qualify for a second date. In fact, that would bump her up 80% of the way to "worthy to bear my children"

2 3
hardskrew 1

would you like to go out with me??? : )

1 2
AndreaHatesYou1 0

So because you don't know your limits, you want sympathy? Go to rehab.

4 0