Dating, First Dates and Love: First date, and probably the last

if it helps, i got black out drunk and punched my boyfriend in the throat on our first date. i was aiming for the face, but he dodged it. we've been together for over a year.

A7X112009 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:02

EDIT: oops wrong one....

baby_gurl2405 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:02

gees! so not funny like whos house did ya wind up at afterwards? not smart to get hammered on the first date!

_Naboo_ 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:33

YDI for getting that drunk. Self control is not that hard.

Clitastrophe 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:34

Bitch gets hammered, bitch's bitch gets hammered. In the face.

peaceheyyy19 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 0:02

my god you are my idol

dspadres 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 0:16

Sounds like someone's getting a second date.

KillU2009 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 0:30

sounds like your gonna be my second wife

whoslayedgoliath 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:23

wasnt there an fml a couple weeks ago about a guy getting punched in the face by a girl he went out with that got too drunk? i think there was.

Superawesomestev 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:37

win!

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