Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML
Today, my eye started hurting with unbelievable pain. I couldn't see out of it and I asked my father if he would take me to the hospital, since it was hurting so bad. He said he had to wait for the pizza he ordered for delivery. I had to call a cab to go to the emergency room because of pizza. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML
Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML
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whyevenbother 0
when I broke my collar bone, and was screaming in agony, asking my dad to drive me to hospital, my dad told me "to stop complaining, nothings wrong, and besides, I'm sending an e-mail" this man is supposed to be a fully trained emergency responder. So I feel your pain.
Impromptu_fml 0
Your parents sure do love you.
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Comments (83)
itdepends 0
what dick parents
rawrkittehpwnage 0
well your parents suck. what was wrong with you?
chall16thvet 0
Football is more important so next time you pick up the phone and call 911
TheOmi 0
something like that happened to me some days ago!
Quinzel_fml 0
thats y u get a DVR its called PAUSE!!
MacUser1986 5
This is why I hate sports, it's not the sport itself but how people react to them.
razzl3erry 6
You have quite a redneck family.
doglover100 29
It's not sports that annoys me but the way people act towards them. They treat it as some sort of religion and are overly obsessed with them. I remember reading two stories that centered around the World Cup. One was a man killed his 2 year old daughter because she was crying during the game. Another was a man got killed by his family because he wouldn't turn off the tv. The OP's family could have recorded the game.
hardcorepuppy 8
Yeah I suck.
mehipplee 6
Did the pain go away? Almost three years ago I woke up and couldn't move and have had chronic pain ever since. I hope you're better after all these years :)