Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML
Today, my eye started hurting with unbelievable pain. I couldn't see out of it and I asked my father if he would take me to the hospital, since it was hurting so bad. He said he had to wait for the pizza he ordered for delivery. I had to call a cab to go to the emergency room because of pizza. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML
Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
whyevenbother 0
when I broke my collar bone, and was screaming in agony, asking my dad to drive me to hospital, my dad told me "to stop complaining, nothings wrong, and besides, I'm sending an e-mail" this man is supposed to be a fully trained emergency responder. So I feel your pain.
Impromptu_fml 0
Your parents sure do love you.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (83)
ragsy 7
There are a lot of FMLs like this. I suspect the OP is a drama queen and her family is tired of her 'calling wolf.' If you are really that sick, call 911.
darienlake 0
well at least the PATS lost now all we need is for Minnesota to kill Dallas and then root for the JETS!!
dochoc_fml 0
who was playing?
theredheadthree 9
that sucks! call an ambulance if you can reach the phone and then hit your parents with the ambulance bill!
justintodd95 0
Well your parents suck. Make sure you hit your parents with the bill then when you get home smash the TV. Your parents are pathetic for doing that, if you explained the situation to the doctor he would have a duty of care to report your parents. They should be facing negligence charges.
BBKat 0
Wow, that sucks. What sort of parents would rather watch a football game than take someone to the hospital? I mean, it could have been serious what ever was making you hurt, i hope it wasn't though.
brightbug 0
If they can't move then how're they gonna pick up the phone to call an ambulance? and maybe people don't have to beautifully describe every aspect of their lives to u. who cares If you don't know what their problem was. they don't write it up there to get answers, just to vent.
whistler_fml 0
Damn, your parents suck. Think about it this way: the moment your 18, your out of there, and if your already 18, you can leave any time you want. Good luck!
PregnantTeen16 0
well, ur parents r nice. =)
anxietybear 0
omg thats so sad, get new parents