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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML
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cudi504 4

Next time hold it at eye level at all times

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cudi504 4

Thanks iv been working out

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flockz 19

don't be so salty. next time tape it to your forehead to spice things up, and for easier access.

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Jillmorgan69 3

Haha I be laughing if this was my sister

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cntryiscntrywide 0

id beat them senseless. I don't carry a purse anyways

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That0therguy 4

I'm sure you would big man.

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getoustahere 7

Should've whacked him with your purse. Pepper spray can was in there, right?

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WadeWilson_fml 6

She meant he stole it and ran away.. learn some bloody basic english.

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getoustahere 7

You shouldn't be surprised, loon at his name. Lol

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gabrielbaby 9

You realise it's a joke right? Don't go berating a comment, calling the author stupid, if your to stupid to understand what they say.

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getoustahere 7

Of course I realize it's a joke, dumbass. And don't call me stupid, when you don't know how to spell. It's "you're", Dumbass.

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Calyx_fml 21

Maybe he'll do the right thing and pepper spray himself

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abby1029 8

you could of just kick his balls grab your purse and run away .

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KiddNYC1O 20

No. Usually, the thieves who take the purse are the first ones to run.

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hoonyer 17

By the time i read the part where he snatched your purse i was thinking, " and here comes the part where he uses your pepperspray against you. " Saddly I was dissapointed

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KiddNYC1O 20

Karate chop the neck.

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1JDub 6

For Petes Sake.....she didnt get you the handy, easily accesible belt pouch that comes standard with rent a cops? Cheap ass....FYL

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