Ewwwwww

By Faluna - 17/02/2011 21:27 - Sweden

Spicy
Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
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randiZ25 0

use her tooth brush to scrub it off

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Put it under her pillow.

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SisyphereanTask 2

I guess your roommate won't mind paying to have the floor professionally cleaned then. What a slob!

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iDoiStuff 0

I'm canadian and we say mould, favourite, colour, neighbour, ect..

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meeba 2

mould is a shape so do you mean that or mold?

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Lily_Loretta 0

It's mould, as in the stuff that grows out of rotting condoms. Apparently.

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guppy40000 0

This person sounds disgusting. Why is she/he having sex in your bed in the first place? Thats really ******* gross. You should leave used condoms all over her/his bed, and have sex in it too. Glad i dont live with inconsiderate assholes.

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Daederoth 10

There could be tinny people growing in that mold, from the ****. Or, maybe, even a whole tinny civilization in which you could be their god.

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LuckyLogic 0

hahahahahahahahaha. wow.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

yes cumming was intended. sex with the floor, read all the comments jackass lmao it was funny to me :-p oh & am I OP? don't know what that means.

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