Love, Gross and Dating: Ewwww, dude - FML

Ewwww, dude

By unknown - 01/10/2026 18:00 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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Top comments

HanaxD 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:12

Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?

beachycat 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:17

EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.

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adoraaaa_fml 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 8:03

Most people in France have given up the whole "not showering" thing. So...

zimbry 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:36

uhmm op that's a sign... that you should dump him! that's just gross! I know if my boyfriend did that (5 months) I would die he would absolutely have to shower...

yummycupcakegirl 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 4:24

hey it is in Europe!! and we've got the same birthsay!

TheODBkid 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 2:53

Maybe he had a bath instead?

kennyd73 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 3:30

Gross, much?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:13

he wanted to keep the memorable kiss

floopyflooper 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:38

isn't there another post like this? but the guy hadn't showered for like three years?

May525XoXo 8

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:29

Ewww

FusionFrenzy 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:31

If I don't shower my hair gets super greasy he's lucky

blondie147 10

Tuesday 11 February 2014 20:30

Am I the only one who thinks its weird to say boyfriend or girlfriend if you have only been dating for three weeks?

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