Today, my 9 month-old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2 month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk whenever they make a noise. My fridge started beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, "It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright." FML
Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML
Today, I realized it isn’t my 5 month-old son who has the issue sleeping without me, it's me who can't sleep without him. This is his first night in his crib and I can’t fall asleep. FML
Today, it's 3:42 a.m. and my son is crying because I won't let him play with his dirty diaper. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I got out of bed, she stopped crying and started laughing. There's nobody else in the house. FML
Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML
Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got him to sleep, I tried to go to bed. My husband is now snoring, farting and taking up my side of the bed. I desperately need some sleep. FML
Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML
Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML
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Top comments
PaulB123 11
Like mother like son, eh? Are you sucking on soothers as well?
shannonreneee 11
Uh, when you are raising a young baby who cries and needs constant attention (and probably experience some post natal depression) I think it's okay to have a little cry when you're over tired and stressed.
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Comments (242)
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
You are pathetic, get a life. ;D
Mannie27 0
Do you shit cry and eat all day like him too?
keeper801 8
Um how is this an Fml? This is everyday life as a mom. Suck it up. I am up all hours of the night with my little one you don't see me bitching.
ysmipha 3
Probably teething. Tylenol works wonders. And as an added benefit they'll fall right asleep
Baytheshark 14
The exact reason I don't want kids...
chay_chay 5
Mother son moment??
winterforever97 30
Hmmm..ok good plan x)
bizarre_ftw 22
Feed him, put him down for a damn nap, play some music, and go to sleep It's not hard
remz89 3
I'm guessing u never had a baby before. It's not that easy hun, don't speak on a topic u never experienced before. Every child is different n if my daughter fell asleep as easy as you suggest then wow my life would be so easy. But guess what, it's not
Regmeister 10
Even from babysitting I know that it's definitely not that easy!!! I've dealt with more explosive diapers than I can count. But it's mentalities like hers that lead to the show 16 and pregnant. So enjoy!
chels1994 11
silly 17 year old, easier said than done (:
wriptidez 0
take a nap ... put him in his playpen ... let him fall asleep then u lay down on couch
DanniMal87 3
I'm sure that's why birth control was invented