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Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brother's girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML

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thats hot, mine always grunts like a bear

are u sure your brother's girlfriend is not a guinea pig?

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Buy her a ball gag. ;]

every night? seriously? You'r brother is one lucky man I tell you :D

spatterson2442 0

maybe she drank that potion from the movie the crazy professor and is slowly turning into a hamster haha

Is she deaf? Deaf people sound like guinea pigs when they have sex... This is almost predictably from Paul Neilan's book. "Apathy and Other Small Victories"

Wow, your brother has an annoying *****. Ugh.

Thats nasty, I used to have a Guinea pig. Who the hell squeals?

That's disturbing. I hope you tell her to be quiet.

That's disturbing. I hope you tell her to be quiet.

you sir have a very amazing body(:

birchofacookie 0

Who has guinea pigs anymore? That's why you deserve it!