Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
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Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
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Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML
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Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
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Shivermeshamrock 0
Get them to give you how much you paid for the pizza, those twat waffles. :O
BehindTheSun 2
Then knock on their door, explain what happened, and ask to reimbursed by either the pizza company, those who ate it, or both. Not really sure why you decided to whine on FML instead of handling a fairly simple problem yourself.
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BlindGuardian 0
"I will take a potato chip.. and eat it!!" +10 if you know where that is from
Madrias 36
Death Note.
Erissa 2
I'm always worried that's going to happen to me. Especially with the jackasses in the room next to me -_-
Dominickator 0
YDI for actually paying for the pizza before you got it delivered to you.
bls5301 2
LMAO that sucks but you actually can sue. not for the pizza but for the fact that if you used a credit card your neighbors had to sign for it...
Steve95401 49
OP doesn't deserve a refund since he didn't have to lay out any money. The pizza joint got paid, so they come out of this okay. OP should have just ordered again and met the delivery guy downstairs.
KusanagiStyle 3
What? The Pizza joint got paid? I'm sure you wouldn't feel the same way if some one took your money like that! If anything, OP should call the pizza co and accuse them of fraud. Or spook the people that took it by accusing them of forgery since OP paid online, there has to be a receipt to sign. So some one signed it and took the pizza.
itisme_fml 9
You probably paid with your credit card, and if the pizza company is like what we get here, they need your signature. If the signature is wrong, ask for another pizza or you'll sue them for forgery (you can contact your credit card company and tell them not to authorize the payment as the item was not delivered to you). Any company inclined to keep their customers would give another pizza. Or, they can show the paper with a wrong signature, and not get paid.
k9obsessed 5
What assholes. Didn't the damn pizza delivery person have your apartment number? Lazy fucktard. iI'd have ordered again, getting a shitload of complicated orders and expecting the one person to haul it all up to my apartment by him/herself. When they finally got there I'd pay, then when they asked for a tip or held out their hand for one I'd laugh hysterically and say "Yeah right!" If they bitched about the work and everything I'd look them square in the eye and say "Then next time maybe you won't give my damn pizza to my asshole neighbors, you dumbshit." and slam the door on them.
nnelg_nivlem 1
Bastards!
Darthbane2007 17
Hopefully, you got your free pizza..
littleelf99 2
Well at least they paid for it...