Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
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Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
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Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML
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Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
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Shivermeshamrock 0
Get them to give you how much you paid for the pizza, those twat waffles. :O
BehindTheSun 2
Then knock on their door, explain what happened, and ask to reimbursed by either the pizza company, those who ate it, or both. Not really sure why you decided to whine on FML instead of handling a fairly simple problem yourself.
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Comments (90)
hashmita 0
YDI for not ordering a pizza over the phone.
Darthbane2007 17
So he deserves it simply because he ordered over the phone?
JonnyNoThumbs 0
That's unfortunate.
gunman15 4
you don't mess with a mans pizza
kel_pie 1
call in a favor... I see cement shoes in their future!!! cousin quido doesn't like people who steal pizza
Bubblerider 3
you lost pizza... your life is RUINED...
154rct 7
that happened to me once
marinaim 17
I'd go for the neighbors, seriously, what kinda douches just think taking a pizza from the door is acceptable? I'd fricking go ape on them! Sure the pizza place got it wrong, but your neighbors saw a pizza man at the door, took it and ate it clearly knowing it wasn't theirs, dammit.
0opsie 6
I hope you complained to the pizza place. Unless you misspoke your apartment number, it's their mistake not yours.
0opsie 6
*"typo'ed" rather, if it's online (@71)
EvilDave 13
That is theft. You should call the police and have your neighbors arrested.