AmihayG
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Israel
Don't make me!
Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML
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grahambertus 11
At least the mother thought you looked trustworthy enough to have her daughter sit next to you. And some kids are easily frightened or nervous, dont worry.
SultanRS 12
Damn, kids these days!
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SultanRS 12
Damn, kids these days!
TheAbdoKiller 2
She's sooo ugly and she don't know it
Guren 0
That's messed up..
Birdie_Sage 0
They get scared so easily! No bravery...
Cad6 24
This is what happens when kids learn about pedophiles.
hellbilly205 17
Anyone else just think of The family guy episode where peter has theme music? Riding on a bus No? Okay just me *backs away slowly and quietly out of the room*
TheStoryOfWazza 9
Wow you must be ugly.
TaylorLynn462 10
FYL. The kid was probably just having a grumpy day :)
Feared 9
You know someone's fat when you can have sex with their belly button.
Feared 9
You know someone has a belly button when they lift up their shirt.
Feared 9
You know someone has a shirt, when you see them leave their house.
Feared 9
If you see someone leave their house, they must have been in the kitchen at some point.
Feared 9
Therefore, don't leave the kitchen, and your belly button with be safe from sexual predators.
Heinousness 0
(after OP's mentioned experience) Mom: I'm sorry, you have to move somewhere else so my daughter and I can sit there. OP: what?!?! Mom: GET THE **** OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Children on bus: WHAAAAAAHHHH!
Heinousness 0
Damn! I meant bus!!
Heinousness 0
Damn! I meant 'bus' instead of 'train'
Icecream93 4
Are you that scary?
GothicAngel17 24
The kid was most likely just throwing a tantrum.
grahambertus 11
At least the mother thought you looked trustworthy enough to have her daughter sit next to you. And some kids are easily frightened or nervous, dont worry.
lifeguardd 0
Yup, agree, take it as a positive thing. Kids are scared of everyone.
beast_adh4 6
41 some kids these days are afraid of every thing my friends had a kid walk up to him and punch him in the nuts for no reason
iamcrazy_fml 6
at least the lady doesnt think that youre a freak!
teague95 16
There's always that creep on the bus
teague95 16
and I'm usually him )':
KiddNYC1O 22
But do you have an alibi?
Branflakes78 13
what part of NYC are you from?
sublimaze 6
Time to try a new deodorant/feminine spray?
fthku 13
OP is a guy. OP, it's only a child. She was probably afraid to "leave" her mommy. I say **** the lives of everyone on the bus though, I hate screaming kids.
eva4757 0
you really should have worn your sunglasses
StonerkidDGK420 0
peek-a-BOO!