Kids and Transportation: Don't make me!

Don't make me!

By AmihayG - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

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grahambertus 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:33

At least the mother thought you looked trustworthy enough to have her daughter sit next to you. And some kids are easily frightened or nervous, dont worry.

SultanRS 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:32

Damn, kids these days!

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 8 November 2015 23:21

Some little kids don't like strangers.

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