Kids and Transportation: Don't make me! - FML

Don't make me!

By AmihayG - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

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grahambertus 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:33

At least the mother thought you looked trustworthy enough to have her daughter sit next to you. And some kids are easily frightened or nervous, dont worry.

SultanRS 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:32

Damn, kids these days!

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:41

A lady gets on the bus with her baby and sits down. The guy across from her looks over in horror and says, "Holy shit, lady! That's the ugliest ******* baby I've ever seen!" The woman gets up in disgust and goes up front to talk to the bus driver. After she angrily tells him what the man said, the driver says, "Well you should just march right back there and give him a piece of your mind! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."

Cad6 24

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:05

That's what the man gets for calling this girl a monkey those few years ago. What goes around, comes around.

SignUpisntcool 3

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:41

No, she did that because he is the same guy who was eavesdropping those two people on the bus in front of him.

ilulife 4

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:43

No wonder.

Spectre529 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:44

I wouldn't take it personally. The kid was probably having a bad day or was upset that she couldn't sit with her mom

magnusb1 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:46

You should have replied "Seat's taken whiner"

BunBunBabe 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:49

That mother should have raised her kid to not react like that to people's appearances

ladyLALAA 28

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:50

Wow 14, you're a mole :)

desireev 17

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:52

Maybe it was a bad case of 'Stranger-Danger'! FYL, OP! You can't be THAT scary looking, can you? :)

Frankenale 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:53

Hello

titzenpitzer 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:54

I wonder how old the daughter was? I once sat on a bus and a little girl (6 years maybe?) refused to sit next to me, lol.

lifesucks283 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:54

its just a child damn it get over it. i havent seen another person for over 6 months.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:30

Funny. Judging from your name, you seem like such a fun person to be around! Keep up that positive outlook you have on everything :)

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