AmihayG
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Israel
Don't make me!
Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML
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grahambertus 11
At least the mother thought you looked trustworthy enough to have her daughter sit next to you. And some kids are easily frightened or nervous, dont worry.
SultanRS 12
Damn, kids these days!
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Comments (95)
perdix 31
You need to put that penis away -- no one wants to see it. If you are a girl, this is even more true!
SkoomaKi 28
3 - well maybe if you wore something that isn't an eye sore people wouldn't scream at you. No offense to religion.
ItsTheKing 10
I do the same whenever I'm in front of mirrors...
Just_Dani 3
Ahh my plan worked.. 1 down, Every new Child on earth to go.. Mass chaos!
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
26, Dude, shut the **** up.
Awsumuzzie 12
26, I've always wondered what it's like to have a brain and for it to function wrong... "No offense".
florido_fml 10
Punch the kid in the face and give her a reason to cry about.
EnterSandman_fml 20
I think that's your sign that it's time to shave that unibrow, and maybe leave the pitchfork at home.
Karbo_fml 2
I think it's time to shave and shower, OP.
draegbomb 5
Looking at your profile pic I can see why.